Grandmaster at Arms!

Surprise I’m back from Hiatus.

((Glad everything died down while I was gone. I did not get any messages from anyone because I closed off communication entirely for the past week. If anyone was trying to get a hold of me I deeply apologize but I was just not going to risk breaking friendships with how angry I was getting with the drama flying around.

Regardless, I am back and will be answering questions much more actively as long as you send them in.))

Have you ever given the thought of dropping weapons altogether? The worlds greatest weapon is the human body after all...

ask-leesin

The “Weapon” is but a projection of myself into concentrated lethality. I am the weapon, and the armament is only a tool.

I can see your face please?!?! If you don't I might have to use my imagination, and who knows what I'll come up with ;)

Anonymous

I’m sure I can make some arrangements in you getting close enough to see my face, and maybe even my OP-ness.

Grandmaster without an OTP RP?

mikkythesummoner:

ask-jax:

This is unacceptable. Surely one of the beautiful ladies of the league want a piece of the champ? Right?

i asked you out for a date

you never replied

*forever a mikky*

That isn’t my fault. This shifty portal for blogging consumed your message. I would not hesitate to take you out. You must know this, dear. I’d give anything for that chance. Even my lamp-post.

Grandmaster without an OTP RP?

This is unacceptable. Surely one of the beautiful ladies of the league want a piece of the champ? Right?

Can you cook? I would love to see a Grand Master at Cooking skin!

Anonymous

Yes in fact.

I taught chef fizz the arts of the food.

You can call me the Grandmaster at Culinary.

Ah, Jax. Seldom has it been since we've bouted on the fields and I must say I do not miss it partially because I find you SPINNING THAT SORRY EXCUSE FOR STREET LIGHTING TO COUNTER MY GIANT METAL BLADE EVERY TIME I CLEAVE IT ACROSS YOUR FEE- I am sorry. It is good to see you, Grandmaster.

ask-thekingoffrejlord

Ah!

Trynda. It has been a long time since we’ve spoken or bouted, I agree. I am also used to that kind of raging outburst to my OP-ness. It is ok my barbarian friend.

I may suggest working on balancing the strength of both your arms if you wish to do well against me on the fields.

Heyoo man i'ts a mee agian. Let me tell u a litle stoory ist crayz. U're soo cool mna that i've deciided to gte my onw lmapoost to beat the hell of teh mean gyu from tesh bar caus he don't wnana givme booze anymoer! Well, aftrer a few trys i perceived Im not stronk enough to pull a lmapost form dah ground. Tehn I got my car and ran ovrer teh lmapost. After getting my new friennd, i glued my hansd to make suer i do'nt lose him like my house kyes. Anyawy, he's my nwe friend, i call him Smiles.

Anonymous

Yo, that is grandmastertastic my drunk flaming homie.

You might want to keep your post in your pants though because fighting everyone who tickles your piss bone will get you in some serious binds.

Jax, you have such a way with words. My main man.

asklulu-and-pix

Ah, my purple homie.

Yes. My ascended vocabulary skills let me take the minds and attention of my friends and enemies single handedly and lead them in my own way to personal victory. I am the Grandmaster at all things.

Except the banjo. Everyone hates the banjo.

((As of an hour ago))

ask-skarner:

askpinktaric:

ask-skarner:

((I am now 23))

((Happy birthday!))

((Thanks for the birthday wishes everyone! And thank you Sona and Vlad for enabling me to get more memory for my comp! Im gonna have a total of 6 gigs now :) ))

Happy Birthday. I am new to the fact you and your purple crustacean kind celebrate these events.